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Tigers, Tigers…
…are free of the Metrodome! Hosanna. I hated that place. Hated everything about it (including the way those conniving Twins would turn up the blowers at the outfield fences during the away teams’ at-bats in the late innings of close games. Don’t deny it, Twins. You know you did it). When they dynamite the Metrodome,…
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Jedi Discrimination
So this guy, see, who has founded an international Jedi religion, see…he claims Tesco discriminated against him when they wouldn’t let him wear his hood out in public. He also claims that Jedi have to wear their hoods in public, and has made noises about suing them. But! The best part of this story is…
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A Primo Takedown of Derek Jeter-olatry
…by the guys who once did Fire Joe Morgan, one of the funniest sports blogs there ever was. Now they’ve (briefly) reunited to run some stuff out there for Deadspin (which is also funny but not as funny as FJM was). You must read this. I’ve got nothing against Jeter, who is a terrific player,…
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Is There a Snake with *Two* Feet Somewhere?
Pictures like this one, and the accompanying Telegraph article, get you thinking…
Crooked House Fictions 