So this guy, see, who has founded an international Jedi religion, see…he claims Tesco discriminated against him when they wouldn’t let him wear his hood out in public. He also claims that Jedi have to wear their hoods in public, and has made noises about suing them. But! The best part of this story is Tesco’s utterly deadpan takedown in response. You have to read through to the end to get it.